It's been raining cats, dogs, mice, rats and fishes these days.
I even named my fish after the lightning and thunder.
Nothing beats the nice weather to sleep and nap. No wonder animals hibernate.
How come we humans don't have to hibernate? Heck, even our laptops are allowed to hibernate!
This is injustice of the human kind! We're lack of sleep! That's when vandalism, rape cases, robbery happens!!
All because we don't have enough sleep!
Since when homo sapiens been away almost half a day, everyday?!
See? It's been like this for 5 days already.
Since we're not like bears, we can at least use 5 days of hibernating. It's enough, it's not too much.
Sure, like 5 days can cost you 4 digits of earnings?
Think about 5 days savings from petrol, food consumption, and utilities usage?
If humans hibernate for 5 days each year, or periodically..
Think about how much we help reduce global warming? Pollution? or some damage you cause to your planet?
But after all, human just can't hibernate. HAHA!!
If only we two-legged upright creatures realized the benefits of hibernating..
Scratch scratch.
Anyway, back to topic.
As I washibernating napping, my phone rang and the person on the other side sounded familiar.
Why if it isn't Mr Gym guy who always gave me free passes to Utar gym.
I thought he called me to ask me go back to the gym (I haven't been to the gym for more than 3 month).
But he called not for that. He asked me to join his Tug of War competition.
So, logically.. I stop gym for 3 month, adding all kind of physical exercise other than moving my thumbs and fingers on my laptop and games.
How in the world I can actually compete with some Utarians from Klang Valley?
Especially the opponents training involve pulling trees!!
Pulling trees haha!!
No one trains Tug 0 war by pulling trees!
The only training method for tug o' war is to pull bus!
They got by levels, like first you pull a toy car. Then, a kap chai motorcycle, then a normal motorcycle, then a normal car, then a 4*4 wheel drive, then a mini bus, then a gigantic bus, then a train.
Or you can train with live animals like elephant?
No one pulls trees laughoutloud!
Nothing beats the nice weather to sleep and nap. No wonder animals hibernate.
How come we humans don't have to hibernate? Heck, even our laptops are allowed to hibernate!
This is injustice of the human kind! We're lack of sleep! That's when vandalism, rape cases, robbery happens!!
All because we don't have enough sleep!
Since when homo sapiens been away almost half a day, everyday?!
See? It's been like this for 5 days already.Since we're not like bears, we can at least use 5 days of hibernating. It's enough, it's not too much.
Sure, like 5 days can cost you 4 digits of earnings?
Think about 5 days savings from petrol, food consumption, and utilities usage?
If humans hibernate for 5 days each year, or periodically..
Think about how much we help reduce global warming? Pollution? or some damage you cause to your planet?
But after all, human just can't hibernate. HAHA!!
If only we two-legged upright creatures realized the benefits of hibernating..
Scratch scratch.Anyway, back to topic.
As I was
Why if it isn't Mr Gym guy who always gave me free passes to Utar gym.
I thought he called me to ask me go back to the gym (I haven't been to the gym for more than 3 month).
But he called not for that. He asked me to join his Tug of War competition.
So, logically.. I stop gym for 3 month, adding all kind of physical exercise other than moving my thumbs and fingers on my laptop and games.
How in the world I can actually compete with some Utarians from Klang Valley?
Especially the opponents training involve pulling trees!!
Pulling trees haha!!
No one trains Tug 0 war by pulling trees!
The only training method for tug o' war is to pull bus!
They got by levels, like first you pull a toy car. Then, a kap chai motorcycle, then a normal motorcycle, then a normal car, then a 4*4 wheel drive, then a mini bus, then a gigantic bus, then a train.
Or you can train with live animals like elephant?
No one pulls trees laughoutloud!
Please, we won for real.That's right, the 10 hibernating guys in Kampar somehow emerge as champions among the Utarians.
And so, Utar Kampar had the most winnings. Uh.. cheer?As I thought I would face another lost, gladly I didn't..
We went all the way to Tanjung Tualang for seafood.
Sometimes I even wonder am I eating seafood. Or are we eating freshwaterfood?Cause, from what I observe all we ate was freshwater crabs, prawns and catfish.
Speaking of catfish.
I'm quite amazed that even such creatures could even exist in the water.
We have a fish, that looks like a cat.
And for some of you that didn't know,
we have a creature named mud puppy.
Which the creature has nothing resemble with a puppy/dog.
When can we actually see a humanfish or mermaid/merman?
Do I look like one?Crabmen! THEY ARE HERE!! AND THEY RULE!!
cause they are retards.
Actually, I look more like Predator with short hair and eyebrow.
After all that, we went home to chill.
Look at Gan Hwei Han's drunktard face.Along came Johnson, the birthday boy who reach 20.
Ajak us to Gold Label (yes, it's a restaurant thingy)
for a couple of beers.
It was fun, playing stacko, card games and othello.
I rate this day 4/5. The other 1/5 was the fact that I wasted half of my day hibernating.
I tried hibernating for a day. But there's always a phone call.
And mostly it's my mom.
Till then, toodles.
*off~
